What's wrong with batteries?

What do you get when you combine the utterly mystifying Japanese sense of humor with the frivolity of USB gadgets?

This piece of crap (no pun intended).

It's sort of like a dancing Santa; only it somehow manages to be even more taste/useless. USB ports are meant for printers, mice, keyboards and data storage devices. Why anybody would occupy one of these precious slots with some worthless tchochke, I will never understand.

via crunchgear

Make your PSP even more useless.

Can somebody explain to me the point of this stupid thing? Seems like it would get a little frustrating to have a PSP wrapped around your arm when it came time to ... I don't know ... use it? Are you supposed to play it with one hand? I don't get it.

via Gizmodo

Heineken is gross.

Really, Heineken? A disco ball keg? Really?

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