Monday, April 6, 2009

You're gonna need a bigger cup-holder.

Okay, I'm getting sick of people putting stupid shit in their cars. Remember 'Pimp My Ride'? "Yo dawg, we heard you like cooking, so we turned your perfectly serviceable Ford Focus into a ridiculous, stainless steel fucking kitchen!" Gee thanks, Xzihibitzzxxizz!

Is that show still on the air? Who am I kidding, MTV doesn't cancel shows. It's a black hole of programming that survives on a revolving door demographic of bad, adolescent taste.

In a similar vein, here's a crock pot designed to be used in a car:




Driving while cooking. Nothing can go wrong with this idea.

I guess it might be useful for camping (which they don't even mention on the product page) but really, you'd better off buying a real crock pot and just using a car adapter. Then at least you could actually use the stupid thing where you might actually need it. You know, like in a kitchen?

On the subject of stupid shit in cars, why don't cars have electrical outlets? For fuck's sake, it's 2009! Why are people still plugging cell phone and ipod chargers into cigarette lighters?!

I'm so glad I don't have to drive anymore.

via nerdapproved

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