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I'm all for the consolidation of gadgetry. Cell phone music players, cameras and internet browsers are all useful and consequent combinations. The Cool758, however...

It's a razor phone ... that's actually a razor! Get it?!

What else can we stick in a cell phone? How about a cell phone ear pick? Or a cell phone electric toothbrush? Or a cell phone blender?! Weeeeeeeeeeee!

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